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"Aren't Earthlings the most intelligent life form in the universe?" the man asked enthusiastically. "We've invented so many useful things!" "You humans are so ridiculous. As soon as you come up with something trivial, your self-centered, narcissistic society begins to elevate it to the status of a great achievement. You must realize that your backward world is, in fact, extremely primitive. You probably even consider your occupation to be particularly important for humanity..."

"Not at all." "I think my job at the fishing store is a kind of hobby," the man replied with a smile, pointing to the fishing rods and sharp metal hooks hanging behind his back. "I'm here because I love everything related to fishing. I don't need to decide the fate of the world." "You humans are terribly primitive, and you are the most useless, gray representative of your species!" "Then why do I understand what you're saying?" the man asked in surprise.

— If we're so stupid, as you seem to think, then this dialogue is impossible.

— It's important to note that this is not your fault. We are capable of adapting to any form of speech, allowing us to communicate in a language that you can understand. Additionally, I have transformed my body to resemble that of an Earthling to blend in with your surroundings. Therefore, do not be deceived, human...

— You have

stated that humans are primitive. If we were to accept this notion for a moment, then who stands even a step above us? Some piece of ugly space slime?

—Oh, man. You're just confirming my words. But I want to point out fairly: At least you're asking, which is wonderful in itself. But it doesn't change anything for your species.

— And how is that wonderful? "What is it?" the man asked. "People think they know. "Don't they know?"

— This follows from my previous answer.