Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Brought to you by Penguin.  Let me get something straight: this is a JOURNAL, not a diary. This was Moms idea, not mine. But if she thinks Im going to write down my feelings in here or whatever, shes crazy.  The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when Im rich and famous, this book is gonna come in handy.  But for now Im stuck with a bunch of morons.   Today is the first day of school, so I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time.  Just dont expect me to be all Dear Diary this and Dear Diary that.