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…this mystery that fell from heaven knows which sky,

this CREATURE OF UNKNOWN KIND

turned this place into a separate country,

into a magic country,

into an evil magic country from a magical alien planet…

When you have eliminated the impossible,

whatever remains, however improbable,

must be the truth.

“The Sign of the Four”

The terms from the novels by I. Efremov,

A. and B. Strugatsky, I. Varshavsky and

F. Herbert are used in the following text…

“Requiem for the Pilot”

PROLOGUE

In the intervals between the vomiting spasms, every second of which was successful, Ensign Bashkalo, standing firmly on all fours on the left of Vadim, proclaimed the following:

– Mother… Aggrr… M-mother-f… Blaeee!.. Never again!… Damn it!… Damn all this crap of unknown kind… Fuck it!.. To hell with it!… Uuuuurrlaaa! Damn it with its gas meteorites, with its fogs, with its fucking heaviness-lightness and transparent vehicles.. damn it, b-bitch, neither bottom, nor tops! Blyuerrrrrgaaa! Fucking Gorbachev!

Senior Ensign Petrovich, who was also barfing on all fours on the right of Vadim, did not utter any understandable words. He was much older, and maybe that's why he was throwing up much more violently. But maybe age did not matter at all, and Mother-Trouble¹1 charged him for the passage in full, not partly.

Vadim did not feel sick at all. Physically, all was normal for him, no vomiting, no cramps, no bloody mist between the eye lens and the retina, actually he was not even frightened as he was supposed to, such an incredible deed they had accomplished, human fear was just inapplicable. Another level of shock had to be experienced in this case, something like the aura of the first step into open Space, with a view the whole world, when your personal life and death are not particularly significant in the context of this achievement, and you are conscious of it. Like that. Physically Vadim was tired, as if he was rubber and inflatable and he had suddenly been pierced with a needle. No less, but no more either. He was standing between Bashkalo and Petrovich, resting the hands on his knees, and, trying not to move, he looked at the pole number 323, the first one on this side of the railway, and imagined a man who had stuck it in the brown clay of the Astrakhan semi-desert one day (A year ago? A year and a half ago? A thousand years ago?). There was someone who first crossed the royal narrow-gauge railway, who had guessed to step on board of the second railcar passing by, iron only in appearance, but to touch, in the light – it was a ghostly film take, projected by a mysterious unknown type of film projector on a load of tobacco smoke… What is it called?.. “Combined shooting”!²1 Someone thought up, guessed, found out about jumping through the iron ghost, and crossed an impassable, deadly, cruelly killing railroad. Someone risked it first. And stuck the pole into a bush of black wormwood. Pole three hundred and twenty-three. The first one on this side. And also, probably, was puking… Most likely Senior Ensign Petrovich personally knows this genius, hero and psycho. Or maybe it was he himself? How it rinses him out! Similar to Vadim himself yesterday on the “neutral” when the Zone was welcoming and evaluating him.

Time was passing, whether a dozens or hundreds of seconds went by, but Bashkalo's vocabulary exhausted itself and Petrovich no longer sobbed weepingly spewing out his afternoon snack, and soon there only were two raucous breaths on the left and right. And the smells, unexpectedly strong as if they were in a small enclosed space. Then everything completely subsided, and Vadim noticed that Petrovich is sitting on the ground in Shukshin's pose³2, barefoot, and attentively looking at him from under the long visor of a blue American cap. Looking unkindly, wiping the mouth and under it with a green handkerchief. Vadim straightened up immediately, raised his “forty-seventh”⁴3 by the strap which was clamped in his fist, and fixed it at the prescribed place, ungovernable in ordinary life. Petrovich did not say a word, looked away, folded and removed the handkerchief, quickly stood up and began to shovel wet clay with a heel, covering the eruption. He picked up his “stick” – a broken pole without a disc, also poking the mud onto a puddle of vomit with it. For some reason, he needed to – to clean up the dirt, to cover his shit. But maybe it was necessary? Among Mother-Trouble it is necessary to clean up, always and inevitably, to cover the results of bodily functions, including metabolic products, either rear and front, to hide them, to bury, as nobody knows what could happen to these results and products. What could be the outcome? Not even because they, scouts, can be tracked down, but because the vomit can come to life and eat them, having found and caught them from below.

What Vadim had already understood was that Petrovich does not act in the Zone in vain or for nothing. So he nipped a chuckle “Vomit follows the trail!” in a bud. Everything is real in the Zone.

– You!… What is your name… Sverzhin! – exhaustedly said Bashkalo, laying down on his side. He was also wearing an American cap, but this one was colored in dirty-yellow and had an inscription. He was wearing it backwards. – So you didn't even spit after the vehicle? Just passed through and that's all? As if you, a cub, know the Zone and it knows you? Damned contractor…

Vadim shrugged, feeling the weight of the backpack and the strap of the rifle slipping from his right shoulder. How Bashkalo was obsessed with this contract. Actually it is called “contract of employment for extended service”. Yazov, the Minister of Defense. Signature, date. “It's already the second time the Defense Minister hires you personally to work”, Mumbler⁵4 squeaked the obvious again.

– So here the fuck you are! – said Bashkalo with condemnation.

– Vasya, clean up after yourself, – Petrovich said to him quietly, picked up his backpack, put it on his back, raised his machine gun by the strap, hung it on a shoulder, took off the cap, inspected it, put it on.

Bashkalo, glancing at Vadim and hissing under the breath, was kicking a bump, shaggy with last year's grass. “A chunk”, thought Vadim. A Soviet Ensign is “demobbed” until retirement. At this moment he remembered Ensign Antonov and smiled. Not every Ensign is.

Senior Ensign Petrovich was looking around attentively, Vadim followed his example. On this side of the railroad visibility was “a million per million”, no atmospheric condensation, no precipitation, no light pockets. No ashes, which hellishly annoyed them in the morning. The mound was low and the highway on the other side was also perfectly visible, the poles on it, the sheen of the first frost on its concrete, and even the KUNG⁶ with the screaming dead people, collapsed into the concrete, was visible in the distance. “However”, thought Vadim, “for some reason they cannot be heard from here.”

And the vehicle, that looked like a mechanical corpse with three passenger railcars, one of which was that “combined shonoting”, had already disappeared.

How much time had passed?

Vadim scraped off the hazmat suit's cuff from his wrist and looked at the numbers on his seven-melody “Montana” exchanged, by the way, with lieutenant Gonza for the phalanx in epoxy on plexiglass not far from here less than two years ago. It was half past eleven in the morning. Today. And from the “Obelisk” site – the place of the previous halt – they left at twelve fifteen, according to the same watch. Today. Damn it. Vadim barely restrained the urge to bring the watch to his ear, to check if they worked.

– Keep going. The way we went before to pole number three hundred twenty-four, – said Petrovich. – Are you ready, Vasily? Sverzhin? Throw away your watch. I told you, the track is biased. Go. This direction.

And turning on the heels, using his stick (the broken pole) he casually showed the exact direction. Along the mound, take the left. “God, what familiar places are these. How many times I have traveled from “seventeenth” to Ten, that means Kapustin, and back. As exactly on this vehicle by exactly this railway, as along exactly this road by bus, and once by “ambulance”, and about ten times with Zhitkur and Doctor Vyatkin in a famous brand new “Willis”, released in '43.”

Vadim moved, meanwhile adjusting the backpack's belts and his rifle's strap, falling from his shoulder. It is strange that wearing a rifle on the neck is forbidden by order. But what isn't strange here… here, ahead, is the old track from the heavy machine, apparently the launcher, and probably it is five or maybe forty years old…

The steppe was disfigured. It was said that when Korolev came here with a platoon of soldiers, here were a lots of tulips, and now only red clay is seen out through the wormwood like a bald bookkeeper's head… “You have to negotiate the tracks carefully. Especially this one!” Vadim suddenly realized (sensed), sharply reducing speed.

– Well, – said Ensign Petrovich from the rear.

The track was “taken out”. For the second time that day and the second time in his life, Vadim has seen this. He expected that, as in the morning, Bashkalo would kick-start his sensible whining that here it is, taken out, that means for sure that a loot⁷2 is firing nearby, it would be nice to look around, to comb the area, because this is a thousand, even divided into three, is falling into the pocket… But now, for some reason, Bashkalo was not whining.

Vadim could feel the look of the Senior with his backpack and did everything by the book: he stopped, lifted an open palm, stopping the group, pulled from under his belt a strip of gauze, threw it on the track and waited with bated breath, and only after stepped over, “having marked the beginning of the movement by the same gesture of an open palm, visible by the wingman”, came to the paired trail and repeated the actions exactly. More to it, it is necessary not to cross it right above the gauze. Hell knows what. The Zone knows what Mumbler said somewhere between Vadim's eyes.

There was nothing to object.

– Look, the track is discharged, without a loot, – said Petrovich from behind. – I picked it up a long time ago. “Gnatyuk” was here, such a cutie. You see, although the trail is taken out, it's littered. And the working, evil track is always very clean, as if someone just passed by. Like on wet sand. But you did everything right, I have to praise you. Keep moving.

They went on down the track. Protective Mumbler in Vadim's head at the point behind the nose bridge, after awakening never shut up, spoke measuredly, mumbling, something like “You never left here, right? Did not demobilize and still live at the famous Range, right? As if you got into the “I am going to army again” dream, right? As if there weren't three years at home, Maika didn't exist, Katty wasn't born…”

– Stop! – Petrovich said sharply.

Vadim stood with a raised leg, then warily lowered it. He didn't turn back. Mumbler became silent. Both ears open, palms open. Ears and hands are required to be open up to the wrists in all weathers, under any circumstances. In winter the hat's ears must not be down! And no gloves or mittens.

– Vasya, fuck! Gnaw your butt! – said Petrovitch in a strange voice.

Here Vadim turned around cautiously – with his whole body.

Bashkalo, the rear-guard and the driver of the group, was looming ten meters behind as required. And Senior Ensign Petrovich, left his pole stuck in the wet steppe, in violation of all charters and unofficial spells, went to him, that means back. He went back, slowly raising his hands on the both sides of the cap. Going right up to the frozen Ensign, Petrovich dropped his hands so vigorously and spread them down there so vexatiously, and in an accent point-blank cursed the Ensign's mother, that Vadim realized: exactly It⁸1, lying in wait for every third neophyte, has come to the first scouting mission of the private contract soldier, Sverzhin, Vadim Valentinovich, into the Zone. The exercise is finished, arms for inspection. Thanks for being alive. This, however, is unknown.

– Didn't get you, Nikolaich! – Hissing, just as with a fright, but also with a challenge, said Bashkalo.

Senior Ensign Petrovich walked around him, as if he was a Christmas tree, and asked in a hopeless-calm tone:

– Vasya, comrade Soviet Ensign! Where is the cart? Where are the poles? Damn your mother in all ways!

Bashkalo whirled himself around so, that even the KHM⁹2 swung on him, slapped both his sides, and from ten meters away Vadim saw how his round face sharply and completely burned, turning exactly the color of a disk on a pole. It became even more crimson than disc painted with iron oxide. Even his facial features disappeared and only the mustache was protruding like swollen scratches. The red muzzle of the Ensign. Vadim had never read a book, but certainly in one there is this: “the red muzzle of the Ensign”.

“Let's not forget, all of a sudden”, said Mumbler importantly, “that Bashkalo has been going to the Zone from the very beginning, that he is a skillful and tireless stalker, and that an KHM, for some reason called by trackers along with AK-47, sings in Bashkalo's hands at the firing line cleaner than a nightingale. You should be careful with him.”

– Nikolaich… – Said Bashkalo. – Damn, Nikolaich! I don't know! Don't remember! I fucked up, Nikolaich!

In the garden cart, gently painted in grey color, Bashkalo was driving fifty poles – sharpened, treated with linseed oil cuttings for mops with numbered disks nailed to them by copper braces. Gently painted in bright red, fiery color. (The whole previous month, Vadim had dedicated two or three hours every God's day to painting carts and poles.) The combat mission of the group of the Senior Ensign Petrovich in today's expedition was formulated as “reconnaissance and designation of the third quarter of the route 'Obelisk – m/u 20224 '.” In that way, the loss of the poles was ruining the task, the mission in general, and Petrovich's reputation, as it is said: “the Senior officer is responsible.”

– As in a dream, Nikolaich, don't remember! – Bashkalo said earnestly. – Missed it!

“The chunk is lying”, thought Vadim. (Or that was Mumbler?) “He does remember. Left it intentionally. There, in a ditch below the embankment. There the cart is standing now, and forever. He was supposed to go last, dragging the cart along the gravel and across the rails, and in horror, and blindly, when the third railcar easily could catch the cart, also pulling him, could knock him down and chew him up under the real wheels… so to hell with it, the cart, and on the other side of the railway – be that as it may. The money for the mission had already dripped in, and next time Petrovich would not take him. And glory to the CPSU¹⁰1. Missions with Petrovich aren't worth it. They almost draw lots.” For weeks the trackers had been talking among themselves, the rumor penetrated even in the “geese house”, and Vadim knows it, that Senior Ensign Petrovich now goes for terrifying tracks, not around the “neutral” but in the most unknown steppe; beats the wedges in the Zone, in those places where regular three kilometers on a map objectively had became thirty kilometers long time ago. In the most direct meaning – thirty, stretched “by the anomalous intensities of unknown kind near the surface of the planet Earth”.

“The last thing I need is the ability to read thoughts”, Vadim thought with unsighted anger. Now what? They have three complete poles, “connecting ones”: Vadim carried them in the backpack's loop, like swords in a movie with Bruce Lee. Another one, broken, was used by Petrovich instead of a cane (“Instead of a staff!”).

Petrovich silently returned to the middle of the distance between Bashkalo and Vadim. Pulled out the cane-staff.

– Sverzhin, go to the three hundred and twenty-fourth, – he ordered in his usual voice. – Take the next pole on the right, in three meters, and there stop on command. Forward, march.

Vadim took the pole in his right hand after ten minutes. It was sticking out askew, strongly rotated edge-on to their route. Vadim waited for the command, turned to his superior and fell on his knee feeling sweat between stocking of the hazmat suit and breeches. It was hot. Petrovich walked around the pole, made a “spiral” in two turns from it, “inspecting” the air, its density and humidity with his hands, then said pointing to the chosen place:

– Here we rest, have lunch and a smoke break. Bashkalo with me. Sverzhin stay where you are. Watch quietly, as it's done. If you smoke – smoke.

Bashkalo went to the specified place, both with Petrovich they knelt, facing each other, took off their backpacks and began to built the dastarkhan¹¹2. A couple of minutes later Petrovich, extending an arm to Vadim, snapped his fingers. Vadim took off and gave him his own backpack. He carried the bulk of the group's rations. He laid his poles next to the Senior Ensign's pole-cane. The Ensigns assembled lunch quickly, observing dozens of a strange little rules, almost imperceptible to the inexperienced eye. Vadim remembered (without any Mumbler) as the association was obvious, the words of cosmonaut Makarov. In the spring of eighty-two his father had another exacerbation (the penultimate one, he did not survive the next one), and Vadim was sent to stay with his mother in Sverdlovsk, accompanied by a special officer. And almost immediately, literally a couple of days after the delivery, in her filthy children's regional library his mother had a pioneer meeting with cosmonaut Makarov, who had come, the hell knows why, for some seminar, perhaps, or a congress. There also was the writer Strugatsky, a huge old man, next to whom the cosmonaut in an incredible leather jacket looked like a Lilliputian from a cartoon. But Vadim did not care about the writer, whereas the cosmonaut interested him, no matter how bad it felt inside, no matter how Vadim's heartache, despair and hatred were strangling him. This was the cosmonaut, after all… So, among all the different things, cosmonaut Makarov equally surprised the ragtag of pioneers in caps and stockings, as well as Vadim in his yellow jumpsuit and sneakers, when he said that the weightlessness is pretty disgusting and he, cosmonaut Makarov, did not like it; and then he said that many years of training before starting can not give as much useful knowledge as a five-minute observation of actions of comrades who were already flying, after launch. And he illustrated this with a scene of going to sleep in the living compartment of the “Soyuz” spacecraft. What kind of tricks there are, unexplainable on Earth. Indeed, the way Petrovich and Bashkalo were making fire, the precautions and tricks with which they were opening and heating the stew, there, outside, you can hardly explain to anybody on Earth.

By the way, in the Pre-Zone area they already began to call the earth beyond the perimeter of the quarantine zone – Earth with a capital letter. “So what did Gorbachev say on Earth?” “Damn, did you hear that Americans are coming from Earth to search for their people… Wish they brought their rations again…”

Vadim was invited to the table. They squatted, facing each other. Vadim always felt uncomfortable sitting this way, both at home in Spartanovka, and at home in Uralmash. The body was protesting, was not accepting the pose. Vadim was stretching out one leg, getting from Bashkalo's hands a Chinese thermos with a little flower, sipping almost warm tea, passing the thermos over the campfire to Petrovich, changing his legs, munching the stew from the can, rising on the left knee, then on the right, so that Bashkalo suddenly grumbled with his throat that he was tired of his, a goose, fidgeting.

Petrovich said nothing, he was squeezing the aluminum thermos lid with his square fingers, silently ate, silently drank, thinking some sort of thought, and Bashkalo quickly fell silent. However, the expectation of a scolding clearly gathered over the fire, and no one was surprised about Petrovich's resulting words after his, Petrovich, coming out of his spell of contemplation.

– You're such a moron, Vasya Bashkalo, – he said heavily. – It would have been better to trust the cart to the cub, and assign you to go as a bumper, behind the group. So what shall we do now, a j-ass band Vasya? Shall we go three poles further from the last one, and sit there on the spot for nothing, wait for tomorrow's vehicle to go back from this side to that one? Such a successful mission you've ditched, Vasya. We were going so well.

Bashkalo twirled his mustache, blushed again, but, of course, not so terribly this time. He slurped from the thermos till coughing. He coughed, letting brown saliva drip between his knees from under his mustache. Shame in people of this kind is usually expressed through passing the buck. That's why Bashkalo gave the thermos not to Vadim, who was the next in the turn, but pointedly returned it to Petrovich.

– Here, Nikolaich, have a drink. And forgive me. This one, – he nodded at Vadim, – hindered us there, at the rails, I nearly knocked him down, twitched, and here, apparently, lost the handle. It's always like this with geese. Sure you know. I'm guilty, of course.

After listening to this Petrovich grinned and began to press an aluminum pancake (the former thermos lid) with his thumb edgeways into the ground near to his foot. Bashkalo was waiting with the outstretched “Chinese”. Petrovich took the thermos and immediately gave it to Vadim.

– Drink it up, cub. And do not hesitate in front of your comrade Ensign on the rails again.

– Can I have your permission to ask a question, comrade Senior Ensign. How did you know about the second railcar? – asked Vadim. As if nothing had happened.

Petrovich, who immersed in forecasting and planning again, first answered mechanically:

– Accidentally, like everything here, by intuition… Didn't understand, what?

The tea in the thermos was running low and the leaves from the bottom climbed to Vadim's mouth.

– No stupid questions in the Zone, warrior! A tourist, damned adulterer! No chattering! – boomed Petrovich, looming over.

Vadim handed him the thermos with the remaining couple of sips and a handful of wet tea leaves, and suddenly Petrovich growled really angrily:

– So you, bitch, dirtbag, weren't at the briefing?

– My fault, comrade Senior Ensign, said Vadim, managing to replace the natural “I don't understand” with “My fault”.

Petrovich pushed the thermos in the ground, unbuckled the gear, pulled out the collar of the hazmat suit and snatched a roll of a blue electrical tape from behind the back.

– You, motherfucker, have a golden ring on your finger! – He said hastily and furiously. – Take it off now! Take it off quickly, you idiot! Is it rooted or what?

– No… – said Vadim, stunned.

– Yes, take off the decoration, turd! – joined Bashkalo, although somewhat lazily. – But where were you, Nikolaich, the old wolf, looking? Here they are, the geese. I'm telling you! And good people die because of them. And poles get lost.

Bashkalo was smiling shiningly, like a toilet in a shop window. The teeth behind his mustache were rare and white as sugar. He was older then Vadim by five or seven years. Vadim could answer him properly, but again he restrained himself and took off the ring. Petrovich feverishly snatched it with a nail, not instantly, hastily picked up the edge of the tape, pulled out a strip, close to an arm's length, crushed it into a ball, put the ring in its middle and began to wrap layer by layer, moving his lips (“Petrovich prays with a guard duty regulations! Ha-ha-ha!”), no longer pulling PVC tape from the roll. He had used up a half. Finally he tore it off. Having formed a ball he weighed it by a hand. And crossed himself twice. Vadim and Bashkalo opened their mouths. Senior Ensign Petrovich, making the sign of the cross is the mosaic of Lomonosov¹²1.

– Here, cub, hide this deeper!

Vadim shoved the tangle with the ring in its stomach (“Happy cake!”, Mumbler squeaked from behind his nose bridge) into the hip pocket. So this is how it is with gold in the Zone.

– Remember, youngster: gold is like a lightning rod in the Zone. Gold catches lightning. And do you know what kind of lightning you get here? Then, if you return, ask your scientists. Who is still alive. Any chains, crosses?

And Petrovich finished the tea in one gulp.

Vadim shook his head.

– No sir.

Bashkalo laughed.

– You should listen to the instructions with your ears, but not with… family guy. – Petrovich said with his usual loudness. – The same was with the poles: it was made from the rod at first, before they got washed with the blood… So what brought you here, damn you, married one?

Vadim was silent. Two (just two!) months ago no one in the world could convince him to return here. Neither for money, nor for the Motherland. He was a happy TV viewer just two months ago, he crawled on his knees to the TV to show Maika that here is the burning bread factory, we used to get bread there, and Americans disappeared right here, exactly here I served… He was a happy viewer. The Range (“Captain Zhitkur!”, interrupted Mumbler) gave him money, fate (“Madness of your dad!”, interrupted Mumbler) gave him Maika, Maika gave him Katty, and Vadim would agree to watch the horrors of Kapustin only on TV. Alex the Ukrainian was choking with tears when in the summer of eighty sixth he read to them letters from Kiev, about radiation, about illicit radiometers, about cops in cellophane. But Vadim would never shed a tear because of the disaster at the Range. He hated and feared it. And now it was the only hope. That which he hated and feared.

It turned out that all this time Petrovich was waiting for an answer.

– Are you silent? Silent-pliant, snotty. Okay. So. This is what we will do in connection with the feat of the comrade Ensign… – He chewed his lips. – So, group, listen to my command. Our mission of reconnaissance, marking a safe track to the “area twenty nine” and inspection of the condition of nuclear weapons as far as is visually possible for such a survey we cannot accomplish anymore. We can't get out without the poles, and will not leave anything for others. Thank you, Vasya, again. We change the route. Take the fallback route. We’ll smoke and go.

Petrovich pulled out the rarity of that summer – a fresh pack of “Rodopi”, opened it and lit up. He neatly rolled the wrapper into a ball (“Puff the ball”, squeaked Mumbler) and shoved it into the fire. The splinters were already burned and cooling, only the tablets glowed blue. Bashkalo breathed noisily and asked for a cigarette with a gesture.

– Where are we changing to? What is the fallback route, Nikolaich?

– Not far, comrade Ensign, – said Petrovich, passing him the cigarette to light up his. – It is a dive for three our poles from here. We didn't manage to do reconnaissance for command… Thanks to you. So let's do science, since the tracks have coincided. Don't soil your pants, Vasya, it's not far. Not far and familiar. My stash is nearby. I want to share it with you. And with this one, the newbie.

– That's it… – said Bashkalo, inhaling. – Share the stash! Pi-iss, not war…

They smoked in front of each other, flicking the ashes in turn into the already totally spirit fluid campfire. It was heavy, sucking, hopelessly-dueling, and Vadim shrugged off the chatter ban again.

– Comrade Senior Ensign… Allow me one more question. To do with work. So all these… weird places… Gitiks. They are all near our equipment, to the railway, as they seem to generate only from equipment, right?

Petrovich laughed.

– He's playing Indians here. Oh, kids, kids… It was true, warrior! And binoculars could be used at first, and sights. But now you will not take a walk along the free-flowing steppe… So you, Sverzhin, of this… thinking kind. For one thousand five hundred per month. How did you say – “gitiks”?

Vadim nodded.

– The “Jackets” in the smoking room were arguing. They call this an incredible place. A gitik. “Science knows many gitiks.”¹³1 There is such an expression.

– Now that's what we call the Red Army. – Petrovich said didactically. – All the personnel of the test site, who are alive and not in the nuthouse, sit and read damned science fiction instead of the Charter! Led by comrade General, the chief of the quarantine. And you are still running to the scientists. You are strange, Sverzhin. But you have flair. And the balance is good… And you shoot, they say… Leather stocking…

– Actually I don't read at all, – said Vadim, but nobody heard him.

– Yeah, he is… a Fenimore. Damn! – Bashkalo cut in.

– Here is your Fenimore… It's a strange thing about your conscription contract, – said Petrovich. – I heard that enlistment offices recruit eighty-six to eighty-nine of the demobilized from here by their polls, and immediately offer one thousand and a half per month. Am I right, Sverzgin? Just asking.

– They also take a non-disclosure agreement, – said Vadim. – A fifteen-year sentence.

– Look where they brought the country… – said Bashkalo unexpectedly, but right in the vein, straight down the line.

– Well, if it's a fifteen-year sentence so then stop the chattering, – said Petrovich. – Have you finished a cigarette, Vasya? And you, have you finished your lunch? Get up now. Sverzhin, take the thermos and fill it with soil. Compress it with your fingers, it should be packed! And put a cork above. And carefully throw it away, but better roll it. And you, comrade Ensign Vasya, my dear man, – you are still responsible for the poles. All three and a half. Ok, you convinced me, I'll carry the broken one. But don't you drop the rest, I dare you in the name of the proletariat. Grab and cradle them. Gently. There will be something that needs a fence.

“A cylindrical hollow of metal or glass, open from one or more sides, tools and everyday items of any length and more than five centimeters in diameter acquire dangerous properties with a 100% probability”, parodying the secret instructor in a fencing mask, Mumbler howled. Vadim even rubbed his nose bridge, “like the following: empty cans and bottles, mugs, shell and anti-aircraft cartridges, and other similar technological objects …”