The Life of Timon of Athens

Scene VI. A room of State in TIMON'S House

[Music. Tables set out: Servants attending. Enter divers LORDS,

 
SENATORS, and Others, at several doors.]
 

FIRST LORD

 
The good time of day to you, sir.
 
 
SECOND LORD. I also wish it to you. I think this honourable lord did but try us this other day.
 

FIRST LORD

 
Upon that were my thoughts tiring when we encountered:
I hope it is not so low with him as he made it seem in the trial
of his several friends.
 

SECOND LORD

 
It should not be, by the persuasion of his new feasting.
 
 
FIRST LORD. I should think so: he hath sent me an earnest inviting, which many my near occasions did urge me to put off; but he hath conjured me beyond them, and I must needs appear.
 
 
SECOND LORD. In like manner was I in debt to my importunate business, but he would not hear my excuse. I am sorry, when he sent to borrow of me, that my provision was out.
 

FIRST LORD

 
I am sick of that grief too, as I understand how all things go.
 

SECOND LORD

 
Every man here's so. What would he have borrowed you?
 

FIRST LORD

 
A thousand pieces.
 

SECOND LORD

 
A thousand pieces!
 

FIRST LORD

 
What of you?
 

SECOND LORD

 
He sent to me, sir – here he comes.
 

[Enter TIMON and Attendants.]

TIMON

 
With all my heart, gentlemen both; And how fare you?
 

FIRST LORD

 
Ever at the best, hearing well of your lordship.
 
 
SECOND LORD. The swallow follows not summer more willing than we your lordship.
 

TIMON. [Aside.] Nor more willingly leaves winter; such summer-birds are men. Gentlemen, our dinner will not recompense this long stay: feast your ears with the music awhile, if they will fare so harshly o' the trumpet's sound; we shall to't presently.

FIRST LORD

 
I hope it remains not unkindly with your lordship that
I return'd you an empty messenger.
 

TIMON

 
O! sir, let it not trouble you.
 

SECOND LORD

 
My noble lord, —
 

TIMON

 
Ah! my good friend, what cheer?
 
 
SECOND LORD. My most honourable lord, I am e'en sick of shame, that when your lordship this other day sent to me I was so unfortunate a beggar.
 

TIMON

 
Think not on't, sir.
 

SECOND LORD

 
If you had sent but two hours before, —
 

TIMON

 
Let it not cumber your better remembrance.
 

[The banquet brought in.]

 
Come, bring in all together.
 

SECOND LORD

 
All covered dishes!
 

FIRST LORD

 
Royal cheer, I warrant you.
 

THIRD LORD

 
Doubt not that, if money and the season can yield it.
 

FIRST LORD

 
How do you? What's the news?
 

THIRD LORD

 
Alcibiades is banished: hear you of it?
 

FIRST AND SECOND LORDS

 
Alcibiades banished!
 

THIRD LORD

 
'Tis so, be sure of it.
 

FIRST LORD

 
How? how?
 

SECOND LORD

 
I pray you, upon what?
 

TIMON

 
My worthy friends, will you draw near?
 

THIRD LORD

 
I'll tell you more anon. Here's a noble feast toward.
 

SECOND LORD

 
This is the old man still.
 

THIRD LORD

 
Will't hold? will't hold?
 

SECOND LORD

 
It does; but time will – and so —
 

THIRD LORD

 
I do conceive.
 
 
TIMON. Each man to his stool with that spur as he would to the lip of his mistress; your diet shall be in all places alike. Make not a city feast of it, to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place: sit, sit. The gods require our thanks. – You great benefactors sprinkle our society with thankfulness. For your own gifts make yourselves praised: but reserve still to give, lest your deities be despised. Lend to each man enough, that one need not lend to another; for, were your god – heads to borrow of men, men would forsake the gods. Make the meat be beloved more than the man that gives it. Let no assembly of twenty be without a score of villains: if there sit twelve women at the table, let a dozen of them be as they are. The rest of your foes, O gods! the senators of Athens, together with the common lag of people, what is amiss in them, you gods, make suitable for destruction. For these my present friends, as they are to me nothing, so in nothing bless them, and to nothing are they welcome. Uncover, dogs, and lap.
 

[The dishes uncovered are full of warm water.]

SOME SPEAK

 
What does his lordship mean?
 

SOME OTHER

 
I know not.
 

TIMON

 
May you a better feast never behold,
You knot of mouth-friends! smoke and lukewarm water
Is your perfection. This is Timon's last;
Who, stuck and spangled with your flatteries,
Washes it off, and sprinkles in your faces
 

[Throwing the water in their faces.]

 
Your reeking villainy. Live loath'd, and long,
Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites,
Courteous destroyers, affable wolves, meek bears,
You fools of fortune, trencher-friends, time's flies,
Cap and knee slaves, vapours, and minute-jacks!
Of man and beast the infinite malady
Crust you quite o'er! What, dost thou go?
Soft! take thy physic first, – thou too, – and thou; —
Stay, I will lend thee money, borrow none.
 

[Throws the dishes at them.]

 
What, all in motion? Henceforth be no feast,
Whereat a villain's not a welcome guest.
Burn, house! sink Athens! henceforth hated be
Of Timon man and all humanity!
 

[Exit.]

[Re-enter the LORDS, SENATORS, and &c.]

FIRST LORD

 
How now, my lords!
 

SECOND LORD

 
Know you the quality of Lord Timon's fury?
 

THIRD LORD

 
Push! did you see my cap?
 

FOURTH LORD

 
I have lost my gown.
 

FIRST LORD

 
He's but a mad lord, and nought but humour sways him.
He gave me a jewel th' other day, and now he has beat it out of
my hat: did you see my jewel?
 

THIRD LORD

 
Did you see my cap?
 

SECOND LORD

 
Here 'tis.
 

FOURTH LORD

 
Here lies my gown.
 

FIRST LORD

 
Let's make no stay.
 

SECOND LORD

 
Lord Timon's mad.
 

THIRD LORD

 
I feel't upon my bones.
 

FOURTH LORD

 
One day he gives us diamonds, next day stones.
 

[Exeunt.]

 

Act IV

Scene I. Without the walls of Athens

[Enter TIMON.]

TIMON

 
Let me look back upon thee. O thou wall,
That girdles in those wolves, dive in the earth,
And fence not Athens! Matrons, turn incontinent!
Obedience fail in children! slaves and fools,
Pluck the grave wrinkled senate from the bench,
And minister in their steads! To general filths
Convert, o' the instant, green virginity.
Do't in your parents' eyes! Bankrupts, hold fast;
Rather than render back, out with your knives,
And cut your trusters' throats. Bound servants, steal, —
Large-handed robbers your grave masters are,
And pill by law. Maid, to thy master's bed;
Thy mistress is o' the brothel! Son of sixteen,
Pluck the lin'd crutch from thy old limping sire,
With it beat out his brains! Piety, and fear,
Religion to the gods, peace, justice, truth,
Domestic awe, night-rest and neighbourhood,
Instruction, manners, mysteries and trades,
Degrees, observances, customs and laws,
Decline to your confounding contraries,
And let confusion live! Plagues incident to men,
Your potent and infectious fevers heap
On Athens, ripe for stroke! Thou cold sciatica,
Cripple our senators, that their limbs may halt
As lamely as their manners! Lust and liberty
Creep in the minds and marrows of our youth,
That 'gainst the stream of virtue they may strive,
And drown themselves in riot! Itches, blains,
Sow all the Athenian bosoms, and their crop
Be general leprosy! Breath infect breath,
That their society, as their friendship, may
Be merely poison! Nothing I'll bear from thee
But nakedness, thou detestable town!
Take thou that too, with multiplying bans!
Timon will to the woods; where he shall find
Th' unkindest beast more kinder than mankind.
The gods confound – hear me, you good gods all —
The Athenians both within and out that wall!
And grant, as Timon grows, his hate may grow
To the whole race of mankind, high and low!
Amen.
 

[Exit.]

Scene II. Athens. A Room in TIMON's House

[Enter FLAVIUS, with two or three SERVANTS.]

FIRST SERVANT

 
Hear you, Master Steward! where's our master?
Are we undone? cast off? nothing remaining?
 

FLAVIUS

 
Alack! my fellows, what should I say to you?
Let me be recorded by the righteous gods,
I am as poor as you.
 

FIRST SERVANT

 
Such a house broke!
So noble a master fall'n! All gone! and not
One friend to take his fortune by the arm
And go along with him!
 

SECOND SERVANT

 
As we do turn our backs
From our companion, thrown into his grave,
So his familiars to his buried fortunes
Slink all away, leave their false vows with him,
Like empty purses pick'd; and his poor self,
A dedicated beggar to the air,
With his disease of all – shunn'd poverty,
Walks, like contempt, alone. More of our fellows.
 

[Enter other SERVANTS.]

FLAVIUS

 
All broken implements of a ruin'd house.
 

THIRD SERVANT

 
Yet do our hearts wear Timon's livery,
That see I by our faces; we are fellows still,
Serving alike in sorrow. Leak'd is our bark,
And we, poor mates, stand on the dying deck,
Hearing the surges threat: we must all part
Into this sea of air.
 

FLAVIUS

 
Good fellows all,
The latest of my wealth I'll share amongst you.
Wherever we shall meet, for Timon's sake
Let's yet be fellows; let's shake our heads, and say,
As 'twere a knell unto our master's fortune,
'We have seen better days.' Let each take some;
 

[Giving them money.]

 
Nay, put out all your hands. Not one word more:
Thus part we rich in sorrow, parting poor.
 

[They embrace, and part several ways.]

 
O! the fierce wretchedness that glory brings us.
Who would not wish to be from wealth exempt,
Since riches point to misery and contempt?
Who would be so mock'd with glory? or so live,
But in a dream of friendship?
To have his pomp, and all what state compounds
But only painted, like his varnish'd friends?
Poor honest lord! brought low by his own heart,
Undone by goodness. Strange, unusual blood,
When man's worst sin is he does too much good!
Who then dares to be half so kind agen?
For bounty, that makes gods, does still mar men.
My dearest lord, bless'd, to be most accurs'd,
Rich, only to be wretched, thy great fortunes
Are made thy chief afflictions. Alas! kind lord,
He's flung in rage from this ingrateful seat
Of monstrous friends;
Nor has he with him to supply his life,
Or that which can command it.
I'll follow and enquire him out:
I'll ever serve his mind with my best will;
Whilst I have gold, I'll be his steward still.
 

[Exit.]

SCENE III. Woods and Caves near the Sea-shore

[Enter TIMON from the Cave.]

TIMON

 
O blessed breeding sun! draw from the earth
Rotten humidity; below thy sister's orb
Infect the air! Twinn'd brothers of one womb,
Whose procreation, residence and birth,
Scarce is dividant, touch them with several fortunes;
The greater scorns the lesser: not nature,
To whom all sores lay siege, can bear great fortune,
But by contempt of nature.
Raise me this beggar, and deny't that lord;
The senator shall bear contempt hereditary,
The beggar native honour.
It is the pasture lards the rother's sides,
The want that makes him lean. Who dares, who dares,
In purity of manhood stand upright,
And say, 'This man's a flatterer'? if one be,
So are they all; for every grize of fortune
Is smooth'd by that below: the learned pate
Ducks to the golden fool: all is oblique;
There's nothing level in our cursed natures
But direct villainy. Therefore, be abhorr'd
All feasts, societies, and throngs of men!
His semblable, yea, himself, Timon disdains:
Destruction fang mankind! Earth, yield me roots!
 

[Digging.]

 
Who seeks for better of thee, sauce his palate
With thy most operant poison! What is here?
Gold! yellow, glittering, precious gold! No, gods,
I am no idle votarist. Roots, you clear heavens!
Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair,
Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant.
Ha! you gods, why this? What this, you gods? Why, this
Will lug your priests and servants from your sides,
Pluck stout men's pillows from below their head:
This yellow slave
Will knit and break religions; bless the accurs'd,
Make the hoar leprosy ador'd; place thieves,
And give them title, knee, and approbation,
With senators on the bench; this is it
That makes the wappen'd widow wed again;
She, whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores
Would cast the gorge at, this embalms and spices
To the April day again. Come, damned earth,
Thou common whore of mankind, that putt'st odds
Among the rout of nations, I will make thee
Do thy right nature. – [March afar off.]
Ha! a drum? thou'rt quick,
But yet I'll bury thee: thou'lt go, strong thief,
When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand:
Nay, stay thou out for earnest.
 

[Keeping some gold.]

[Enter ALCIBIADES, with drum and fife, in warlike manner; PHRYNIA and TIMANDRA.]

ALCIBIADES

 
What art thou there? speak.
 

TIMON

 
A beast, as thou art. The canker gnaw thy heart,
For showing me again the eyes of man!
 

ALCIBIADES

 
What is thy name? Is man so hateful to thee,
That art thyself a man?
 

TIMON

 
I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind.
For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
I know thee well,
But in thy fortunes am unlearn'd and strange.
 

TIMON

 
I know thee too; and more than that I know thee
I not desire to know. Follow thy drum;
With man's blood paint the ground, gules, gules;
Religious canons, civil laws are cruel;
Then what should war be? This fell whore of thine
Hath in her more destruction than thy sword
For all her cherubin look.
 

PHRYNIA

 
Thy lips rot off!
 

TIMON

 
I will not kiss thee; then the rot returns
To thine own lips again.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
How came the noble Timon to this change?
 

TIMON

 
As the moon does, by wanting light to give:
But then renew I could not like the moon;
There were no suns to borrow of.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Noble Timon,
What friendship may I do thee?
 

TIMON

 
None, but to maintain my opinion.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
What is it, Timon?
 
 
TIMON. Promise me friendship, but perform none: if thou wilt not promise, the gods plague thee, for thou art man! If thou dost perform, confound thee, for thou art a man!
 

ALCIBIADES

 
I have heard in some sort of thy miseries.
 

TIMON

 
Thou saw'st them when I had prosperity.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
I see them now; then was a blessed time.
 

TIMON

 
As thine is now, held with a brace of harlots.
 

TIMANDRA

 
Is this the Athenian minion whom the world
Voic'd so regardfully?
 

TIMON

 
Art thou Timandra?
 

TIMANDRA

 
Yes.
 

TIMON

 
Be a whore still; they love thee not that use thee;
Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust.
Make use of thy salt hours; season the slaves
For tubs and baths; bring down rose-cheeked youth
To the tub – fast and the diet.
 

TIMANDRA

 
Hang thee, monster!
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Pardon him, sweet Timandra, for his wits
Are drown'd and lost in his calamities.
I have but little gold of late, brave Timon,
The want whereof doth daily make revolt
In my penurious band: I have heard, and griev'd
How cursed Athens, mindless of thy worth,
Forgetting thy great deeds, when neighbour states,
But for thy sword and fortune, trod upon them, —
 

TIMON

 
I prithee, beat thy drum, and get thee gone.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
I am thy friend, and pity thee, dear Timon.
 

TIMON

 
How dost thou pity him whom thou dost trouble?
I had rather be alone.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Why, fare thee well:
Here is some gold for thee.
 

TIMON

 
Keep it, I cannot eat it.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
When I have laid proud Athens on a heap, —
 

TIMON

 
Warr'st thou 'gainst Athens?
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Ay, Timon, and have cause.
 

TIMON

 
The gods confound them all in thy conquest;
And thee after, when thou hast conquer'd!
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Why me, Timon?
 

TIMON

 
That, by killing of villains,
Thou wast born to conquer my country.
Put up thy gold: go on, – here's gold, – go on;
Be as a planetary plague, when Jove
Will o'er some high-vic'd city hang his poison
In the sick air: let not thy sword skip one.
Pity not honour'd age for his white beard;
He is an usurer. Strike me the counterfeit matron;
It is her habit only that is honest,
Herself's a bawd. Let not the virgin's cheek
Make soft thy trenchant sword; for those milk paps
That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes,
Are not within the leaf of pity writ,
But set them down horrible traitors. Spare not the babe,
Whose dimpled smiles from fools exhaust their mercy;
Think it a bastard, whom the oracle
Hath doubtfully pronounc'd thy throat shall cut,
And mince it sans remorse. Swear against objects;
Put armour on thine ears and on thine eyes,
Whose proof nor yells of mothers, maids, nor babes,
Nor sight of priests in holy vestments bleeding,
Shall pierce a jot. There's gold to pay thy soldiers:
Make large confusion; and, thy fury spent,
Confounded be thyself! Speak not, be gone.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Hast thou gold yet? I'll take the gold thou giv'st me,
Not all thy counsel.
 

TIMON

 
Dost thou, or dost thou not, heaven's curse upon thee!
 

PHRYNIA AND TIMANDRA

 
Give us some gold, good Timon:
Hast thou more?
 

TIMON

 
Enough to make a whore forswear her trade,
And to make whores a bawd. Hold up, you sluts,
Your aprons mountant: you are not oathable,
Although, I know, you'll swear, terribly swear
Into strong shudders and to heavenly agues,
The immortal gods that hear you, spare your oaths,
I'll trust to your conditions: be whores still;
And he whose pious breath seeks to convert you,
Be strong in whore, allure him, burn him up;
Let your close fire predominate his smoke,
And be no turncoats: yet may your pains, six months,
Be quite contrary: and thatch your poor thin roofs
With burdens of the dead; some that were hang'd,
No matter; wear them, betray with them: whore still;
Paint till a horse may mire upon your face:
A pox of wrinkles!
 

PHRYNIA AND TIMANDRA

 
Well, more gold. What then?
Believe't that we'll do anything for gold.
 

TIMON

 
Consumptions sow
In hollow bones of man; strike their sharp shins,
And mar men's spurring. Crack the lawyer's voice,
That he may never more false title plead,
Nor sound his quillets shrilly; hoar the flamen,
That scolds against the quality of flesh,
And not believes himself: down with the nose,
Down with it flat; take the bridge quite away
Of him that, his particular to foresee,
Smells from the general weal: make curl'd-pate ruffians bald,
And let the unscarr'd braggarts of the war
Derive some pain from you: plague all,
That your activity may defeat and quell
The source of all erection. There's more gold;
Do you damn others, and let this damn you,
And ditches grave you all!
 

PHRYNIA AND TIMANDRA

 
More counsel with more money, bounteous Timon.
 

TIMON

 
More whore, more mischief first; I have given you earnest.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Strike up the drum towards Athens! Farewell, Timon:
If I thrive well, I'll visit thee again.
 

TIMON

 
If I hope well, I'll never see thee more.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
I never did thee harm.
 

TIMON

 
Yes, thou spok'st well of me.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
Call'st thou that harm?
 

TIMON

 
Men daily find it. Get thee away, and take
Thy beagles with thee.
 

ALCIBIADES

 
We but offend him. Strike!
 

[Drum beats. Exeunt all but TIMON.]

 

TIMON

 
That nature, being sick of man's unkindness,
Should yet be hungry! Common mother, thou,
 

[Digging.]

 
Whose womb unmeasurable, and infinite breast,
Teems, and feeds all; whose self-same mettle,
Whereof thy proud child, arrogant man, is puff'd,
Engenders the black toad and adder blue,
The gilded newt and eyeless venom'd worm,
With all the abhorred births below crisp heaven
Whereon Hyperion's quickening fire doth shine;
Yield him, who all thy human sons doth hate,
From forth thy plenteous bosom, one poor root!
Ensear thy fertile and conceptious womb,
Let it no more bring out ingrateful man!
Go great with tigers, dragons, wolves, and bears;
Teem with new monsters, whom thy upward face
Hath to the marbled mansion all above
Never presented! O! a root; dear thanks:
Dry up thy marrows, vines and plough-torn leas;
Whereof ingrateful man, with liquorish draughts
And morsels unctuous, greases his pure mind,
That from it all consideration slips!
 

[Enter APEMANTUS.]

 
More man! Plague! plague!
 

APEMANTUS

 
I was directed hither: men report
Thou dost affect my manners, and dost use them.
 

TIMON

 
'Tis, then, because thou dost not keep a dog
Whom I would imitate: consumption catch thee!
 

APEMANTUS

 
This is in thee a nature but infected;
A poor unmanly melancholy sprung
From change of fortune. Why this spade, this place?
This slave-like habit? and these looks of care?
Thy flatterers yet wear silk, drink wine, lie soft,
Hug their diseas'd perfumes, and have forgot
That ever Timon was. Shame not these woods
By putting on the cunning of a carper.
Be thou a flatterer now, and seek to thrive
By that which has undone thee: hinge thy knee
And let his very breath, whom thou'lt observe
Blow off thy cap; praise his most vicious strain,
And call it excellent. Thou wast told thus;
Thou gav'st thine ears, like tapsters that bade welcome,
To knaves and all approachers: 'tis most just
That thou turn rascal; hadst thou wealth again,
Rascals should have't. Do not assume my likeness.
 

TIMON

 
Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Thou hast cast away thyself, being like thyself;
A madman so long, now a fool. What! think'st
That the bleak air, thy boisterous chamberlain,
Will put thy shirt on warm? will these moss'd trees,
That have outliv'd the eagle, page thy heels
And skip when thou point'st out? will the cold brook,
Candied with ice, caudle thy morning taste
To cure thy o'ernight's surfeit? Call the creatures
Whose naked natures live in all the spite
Of wreakful heaven, whose bare unhoused trunks,
To the conflicting elements expos'd,
Answer mere nature; bid them flatter thee;
O! thou shalt find —
 

TIMON

 
A fool of thee. Depart.
 

APEMANTUS

 
I love thee better now than e'er I did.
 

TIMON

 
I hate thee worse.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Why?
 

TIMON

 
Thou flatter'st misery.
 

APEMANTUS

 
I flatter not, but say thou art a caitiff.
 

TIMON

 
Why dost thou seek me out?
 

APEMANTUS

 
To vex thee.
 

TIMON

 
Always a villain's office or a fool's.
Dost please thyself in't?
 

APEMANTUS

 
Ay.
 

TIMON

 
What! a knave too?
 

APEMANTUS

 
If thou didst put this sour-cold habit on
To castigate thy pride, 'twere well; but thou
Dost it enforcedly; thou'dst courtier be again
Wert thou not beggar. Willing misery
Outlives incertain pomp, is crown'd before;
The one is filling still, never complete;
The other, at high wish: best state, contentless,
Hath a distracted and most wretched being,
Worse than the worst, content.
Thou shouldst desire to die, being miserable.
 

TIMON

 
Not by his breath that is more miserable.
Thou art a slave, whom Fortune's tender arm
With favour never clasp'd, but bred a dog.
Hadst thou, like us from our first swath, proceeded
The sweet degrees that this brief world affords
To such as may the passive drugs of it
Freely command, thou wouldst have plung'd thyself
In general riot; melted down thy youth
In different beds of lust; and never learn'd
The icy precepts of respect, but follow'd
The sugar'd game before thee. But myself,
Who had the world as my confectionary,
The mouths, the tongues, the eyes, and hearts of men
At duty, more than I could frame employment,
That numberless upon me stuck as leaves
Do on the oak, have with one winter's brush
Fell from their boughs, and left me open, bare
For every storm that blows; I, to bear this,
That never knew but better, is some burden:
Thy nature did commence in sufferance, time
Hath made thee hard in't. Why shouldst thou hate men?
They never flatter'd thee: what hast thou given?
If thou wilt curse, thy father, that poor rag,
Must be thy subject; who in spite put stuff
To some she-beggar and compounded thee
Poor rogue hereditary. Hence! be gone!
If thou hadst not been born the worst of men,
Thou hadst been a knave and flatterer.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Art thou proud yet?
 

TIMON

 
Ay, that I am not thee.
 

APEMANTUS

 
I, that I was
No prodigal.
 

TIMON

 
I, that I am one now;
Were all the wealth I have shut up in thee,
I'd give thee leave to hang it. Get thee gone.
That the whole life of Athens were in this!
Thus would I eat it.
 

[Eating a root.]

APEMANTUS

 
Here; I will mend thy feast.
 

TIMON

 
First mend my company, take away thyself.
 

APEMANTUS

 
So I shall mend mine own, by the lack of thine.
 

TIMON

 
'Tis not well mended so, it is but botch'd.
If not, I would it were.
 

APEMANTUS

 
What wouldst thou have to Athens?
 

TIMON

 
Thee thither in a whirlwind. If thou wilt,
Tell them there I have gold; look, so I have.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Here is no use for gold.
 

TIMON

 
The best and truest;
For here it sleeps and does no hired harm.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Where liest o' nights, Timon?
 

TIMON

 
Under that's above me.
Where feed'st thou o' days, Apemantus?
 

APEMANTUS

 
Where my stomach finds meat; or rather, where I eat it.
 

TIMON

 
Would poison were obedient and knew my mind!
 

APEMANTUS

 
Where wouldst thou send it?
 

TIMON

 
To sauce thy dishes.
 
 
APEMANTUS. The middle of humanity thou never knewest, but the extremity of both ends. When thou wast in thy gilt and thy perfume, they mock'd thee for too much curiosity; in thy rags thou know'st none, but art despised for the contrary. There's a medlar for thee; eat it.
 

TIMON

 
On what I hate I feed not.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Dost hate a medlar?
 

TIMON

 
Ay, though it look like thee.
 
 
APEMANTUS. An thou hadst hated medlars sooner, thou shouldst have loved thyself better now. What man didst thou ever know unthrift that was beloved after his means?
 
 
TIMON. Who, without those means thou talkest of, didst thou ever know beloved?
 

APEMANTUS

 
Myself.
 

TIMON

 
I understand thee; thou hadst some means to keep a dog.
 
 
APEMANTUS. What things in the world canst thou nearest compare to thy flatterers?
 
 
TIMON. Women nearest; but men, men are the things themselves. What wouldst thou do with the world, Apemantus, if it lay in thy power?
 

APEMANTUS

 
Give it the beasts, to be rid of the men.
 
 
TIMON. Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of men, and remain a beast with the beasts?
 

APEMANTUS

 
Ay, Timon.
 
 
TIMON. A beastly ambition, which the gods grant thee to attain to. If thou wert the lion, the fox would beguile thee; if thou wert the lamb, the fox would eat thee; if thou wert the fox, the lion would suspect thee, when peradventure, thou wert accused by the ass; if thou wert the ass, thy dulness would torment thee, and still thou livedst but as a breakfast to the wolf; if thou wert the wolf, thy greediness would afflict thee, and oft thou shouldst hazard thy life for thy dinner; wert thou the unicorn, pride and wrath would confound thee and make thine own self the conquest of thy fury; wert thou a bear, thou wouldst be killed by the horse; wert thou a horse, thou wouldst be seized by the leopard; wert thou a leopard, thou wert german to the lion, and the spots of thy kindred were jurors on thy life; all thy safety were remotion, and thy defence absence. What beast couldst thou be that were not subject to a beast? and what beast art thou already, that seest not thy loss in transformation!
 
 
APEMANTUS. If thou couldst please me with speaking to me, thou mightst have hit upon it here; the commonwealth of Athens is become a forest of beasts.
 
 
TIMON. How has the ass broke the wall, that thou art out of the city?
 
 
APEMANTUS. Yonder comes a poet and a painter: the plague of company light upon thee! I will fear to catch it, and give way. When I know not what else to do, I'll see thee again.
 
 
TIMON. When there is nothing living but thee, thou shalt be welcome. I had rather be a beggar's dog than Apemantus.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Thou art the cap of all the fools alive.
 

TIMON

 
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
 

APEMANTUS

 
A plague on thee! thou art too bad to curse!
 

TIMON

 
All villains that do stand by thee are pure.
 

APEMANTUS

 
There is no leprosy but what thou speak'st.
 

TIMON

 
If I name thee,
I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands.
 

APEMANTUS

 
I would my tongue could rot them off!
 

TIMON

 
Away, thou issue of a mangy dog!
Choler does kill me that thou art alive;
I swound to see thee.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Would thou wouldst burst!
 

TIMON

 
Away,
Thou tedious rogue! I am sorry I shall lose
A stone by thee.
 

[Throws a stone at him.]

APEMANTUS

 
Beast!
 

TIMON

 
Slave!
 

APEMANTUS

 
Toad!
 

TIMON

 
Rogue, rogue, rogue!
I am sick of this false world, and will love nought
But even the mere necessities upon't.
Then, Timon, presently prepare thy grave;
Lie where the light foam of the sea may beat
Thy gravestone daily: make thine epitaph,
That death in me at others' lives may laugh.
 

[Looking on the gold.]

 
O thou sweet king-killer, and dear divorce
'Twixt natural son and sire! thou bright defiler
Of Hymen's purest bed! thou valiant Mars!
Thou ever young, fresh, lov'd, and delicate wooer,
Whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow
That lies on Dian's lap! thou visible god,
That solder'st close impossibilities,
And mak'st them kiss! that speak'st with every tongue
To every purpose! O thou touch of hearts!
Think, thy slave man rebels, and by thy virtue
Set them into confounding odds, that beasts
May have the world in empire!
 

APEMANTUS

 
Would 'twere so:
But not till I am dead; I'll say thou'st gold:
Thou wilt be throng'd to shortly.
 

TIMON

 
Throng'd to?
 

APEMANTUS

 
Ay.
 

TIMON

 
Thy back, I prithee.
 

APEMANTUS

 
Live, and love thy misery!
 

TIMON

 
Long live so, and so die!
 

[Exit APEMANTUS.]

 
I am quit.
More things like men! Eat, Timon, and abhor them.
 

[Enter BANDITTI.]

 
FIRST BANDIT. Where should he have this gold? It is some poor fragment, some slender ort of his remainder. The mere want of gold, and the falling-from of his friends, drove him into this melancholy.
 

SECOND BANDIT

 
It is noised he hath a mass of treasure.
 
 
THIRD BANDIT. Let us make the assay upon him: if he care not for't, he will supply us easily; if he covetously reserve it, how shall's get it?
 

SECOND BANDIT

 
True; for he bears it not about him, 'tis hid.
 

FIRST BANDIT

 
Is not this he?
 

BANDITTI

 
Where?
 

SECOND BANDIT

 
'Tis his description.
 

THIRD BANDIT

 
He; I know him.
 

BANDITTI

 
Save thee, Timon!
 

TIMON

 
Now, thieves?
 

BANDITTI

 
Soldiers, not thieves.
 

TIMON

 
Both too, and women's sons.
 

BANDITTI

 
We are not thieves, but men that much do want.
 

TIMON

 
Your greatest want is, you want much of meat.
Why should you want? Behold, the earth hath roots;
Within this mile break forth a hundred springs;
The oaks bear mast, the briars scarlet hips;
The bounteous housewife, Nature, on each bush
Lays her full mess before you. Want! Why want?
 

FIRST BANDIT

 
We cannot live on grass, on berries, water,
As beasts and birds and fishes.
 

TIMON

 
Nor on the beasts themselves, the birds, and fishes;
You must eat men. Yet thanks I must you con
That you are thieves profess'd, that you work not
In holier shapes; for there is boundless theft
In limited professions. Rascal thieves,
Here's gold. Go, suck the subtle blood o' the grape
Till the high fever seethe your blood to froth,
And so scape hanging: trust not the physician;
His antidotes are poison, and he slays
More than you rob: take wealth and lives together;
Do villainy, do, since you protest to do't,
Like workmen. I'll example you with thievery:
The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction
Robs the vast sea; the moon's an arrant thief,
And her pale fire she snatches from the sun;
The sea's a thief, whose liquid surge resolves
The moon into salt tears; the earth's a thief,
That feeds and breeds by a composture stolen
From general excrement, each thing's a thief;
The laws, your curb and whip, in their rough power
Has uncheck'd theft. Love not yourselves; away!
Rob one another. There's more gold; cut throats;
All that you meet are thieves. To Athens go,
Break open shops; nothing can you steal
But thieves do lose it: steal no less for this
I give you; and gold confound you howsoe'er!
Amen.
 
 
THIRD BANDIT. Has almost charm'd me from my profession by persuading me to it.
 
 
FIRST BANDIT. 'Tis in the malice of mankind that he thus advises us; not to have us thrive in our mystery.
 

SECOND BANDIT

 
I'll believe him as an enemy, and give over my trade.
FIRST BANDIT. Let us first see peace in Athens. There is no time so miserable but a man may be true.
 

[Exeunt BANDITTI.]

[Enter FLAVIUS.]

FLAVIUS

 
O you gods!
Is yond despised and ruinous man my lord?
Full of decay and failing? O monument
And wonder of good deeds evilly bestow'd!
What an alteration of honour
Has desperate want made!
What viler thing upon the earth than friends
Who can bring noblest minds to basest ends!
How rarely does it meet with this time's guise,
When man was wish'd to love his enemies!
Grant I may ever love, and rather woo
Those that would mischief me than those that do!
He has caught me in his eye: I will present
My honest grief unto him; and, as my lord,
Still serve him with my life. My dearest master!
 

[TIMON comes forward.]

TIMON

 
Away! What art thou?
 

FLAVIUS

 
Have you forgot me, sir?
 

TIMON

 
Why dost ask that? I have forgot all men;
Then, if thou grant'st thou'rt a man, I have forgot thee.
 

FLAVIUS

 
An honest poor servant of yours.
 

TIMON

 
Then I know thee not:
I never had honest man about me; ay all
I kept were knaves, to serve in meat to villains.
 

FLAVIUS

 
The gods are witness,
Ne'er did poor steward wear a truer grief
For his undone lord than mine eyes for you.
 

TIMON

 
What! dost thou weep? Come nearer. Then I love thee,
Because thou art a woman, and disclaim'st
Flinty mankind, whose eyes do never give
But thorough lust and laughter. Pity's sleeping:
Strange times, that weep with laughing, not with weeping!
 

FLAVIUS

 
I beg of you to know me, good my lord,
To accept my grief, and whilst this poor wealth lasts
To entertain me as your steward still.
 

TIMON

 
Had I a steward
So true, so just, and now so comfortable?
It almost turns my dangerous nature mild.
Let me behold thy face. Surely, this man
Was born of woman.
Forgive my general and exceptless rashness,
You perpetual sober gods! I do proclaim
One honest man, mistake me not, but one;
No more, I pray, and he's a steward.
How fain would I have hated all mankind!
And thou redeem'st thyself: but all, save thee,
I fell with curses.
Methinks thou art more honest now than wise;
For, by oppressing and betraying me,
Thou mightst have sooner got another service:
For many so arrive at second masters
Upon their first lord's neck. But tell me true, —
For I must ever doubt, though ne'er so sure, —
Is not thy kindness subtle, covetous,
If not a usuring kindness and as rich men deal gifts,
Expecting in return, twenty for one?
 

FLAVIUS

 
No, my most worthy master, in whose breast
Doubt and suspect, alas! are plac'd too late!
You should have fear'd false times when you did feast;
Suspect still comes where an estate is least.
That which I show, heaven knows, is merely love,
Duty and zeal to your unmatched mind,
Care of your food and living; and, believe it,
My most honour'd lord,
For any benefit that points to me,
Either in hope or present, I'd exchange
For this one wish, that you had power and wealth
To requite me by making rich yourself.
 

TIMON

 
Look thee, 'tis so! Thou singly honest man,
Here, take: the gods, out of my misery,
Have sent thee treasure. Go, live rich and happy,
But thus condition'd: thou shalt build from men;
Hate all, curse all, show charity to none,
But let the famish'd flesh slide from the bone,
Ere thou relieve the beggar; give to dogs
What thou deny'st to men; let prisons swallow 'em,
Debts wither 'em to nothing; be men like blasted woods,
And may diseases lick up their false bloods!
And so, farewell and thrive.
 

FLAVIUS

 
O! let me stay
And comfort you, my master.
 

TIMON

 
If thou hatest curses,
Stay not; fly, whilst thou'rt bless'd and free:
Ne'er see thou man, and let me ne'er see thee.
 

[Exeunt severally.]