An Almanac of Twelve Sports

April.

Fishing

 
Behold a parable! A fished for B.
C took her bait; her heart was set on D.
Thank Heaven, who cooled your blood and cramped your wishes,
Men and not Gods torment you, little fishes.
 

May.

Cricket

 
Thank God who made the British Isles
And taught me how to play,
I do not worship crocodiles
Or bow the knee to clay!
 
 
Give me a willow wand and I,
With hide and cork and twine,
From century to century
Will gambol round my Shrine.
 

June.